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A man follows GPS instructions in his car to a footpath. The idiot drives up the footpath. It gets narrower and narrower. The only thing keeping him from driving off a cliff is a fence. And guess what? He blames the GPS.

A man's friends go to the movies to "calm themselves" after he shoots himself in the head in front of them.

and for the link o phobes . .

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Woman sets herself on fire at church again ( Read more... )

don't climb up on high things.

... or use bug spray.

This isn't What The Fuck. This is: Who The Fuck uses a bug spray bomb on cooking equipment when that kind of can always says not to get it near food or eating surfaces?!

... the kind of person who can't identify a hive of bees from a distance of four feet, and doesn't check their BBQ for weeks on end. Yeesh.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/news/national/mystery-shrouds-joyces-bizarre-death/2008/11/10/1226165441919.html

And this is why I don't play with BDSM. It makes my brain bleed.

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